The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.