The Hamstring Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.