The Invisible Route Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.