The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
79%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.