The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.