The Phantom Flag Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.