The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.