The Late Scratch Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.