The Late Scratch Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.