The Late Scratch Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.