The Phantom Flag Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.