The Snap Count Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.