The Sunday Night Fade Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
90%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hockenson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.