The Invisible Route Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hockenson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.