The Mystery Tweak Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hockenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.