The Sunday Night Fade Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Hockenson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
76%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hockenson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.