The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hockenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.