The Mystery Tweak Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hockenson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.