The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Hockenson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hockenson, Hockenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.