The Late Scratch Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hockenson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.