The Invisible Route Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Hockenson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hockenson, Hockenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.