The Blocking Assignment Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number Hockenson, that's a flag." Hockenson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hockenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.