The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Questionable" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Hockenson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hockenson's stadium. Only over Hockenson.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hockenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.