The Snap Count Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Hockenson is already "Questionable" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Hockenson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.