The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Questionable" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
76%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hockenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.