The Chip-and-Release Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hockenson, Hockenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.