The Mystery Tweak Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
72%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hockenson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.