The Snap Count Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hockenson's stadium. Only over Hockenson.
81%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Hockenson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.