The Invisible Route Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Hockenson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hockenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.