The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Hockenson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hockenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.