The Phantom Flag Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Hockenson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hockenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.