The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hockenson's stadium. Only over Hockenson.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hockenson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
80%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hockenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.