The Blocking Assignment Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hockenson, Hockenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.