The Snap Count Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Hockenson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hockenson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.