The Invisible Route Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Hockenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hockenson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.