The Blocking Assignment Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hockenson's stadium. Only over Hockenson.
- Ref: "Number Hockenson, that's a flag." Hockenson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hockenson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.