The Chip-and-Release Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Hockenson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hockenson, Hockenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.