The Mystery Tweak Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hockenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.