The Phantom Flag Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- The broadcast shows Hockenson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hockenson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.