The Mystery Tweak Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hockenson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hockenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.