The Snap Count Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hockenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.