The Late Scratch Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Hockenson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hockenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.