The Invisible Route Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Hockenson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hockenson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.