The Mystery Tweak Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
- Hockenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hockenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.