The Chip-and-Release Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Hockenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hockenson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.