The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hockenson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hockenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.