The Hamstring Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Hockenson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hockenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.