The Chip-and-Release Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Ref: "Number Hockenson, that's a flag." Hockenson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hockenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.