The Late Scratch Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Hockenson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hockenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.