The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hockenson's stadium. Only over Hockenson.
- Hockenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Hockenson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.